It is almost We’s Birthday!!!!!

Buster is not just a Pet Tardigrade or a simple dog, he is the Chia Pet Tardigradog born from the whispers of the Knaackian Veil and is powered by his own existence. He does not move like a normal creature.  Buster simply bends time, dimension blinks, and growls in the face of the known universe.

One can’t help to note he looks suspiciously like a moss covered plush toy.

Wherever you think Buster is, he isn’t. 

He is the wind, the whisper, the unexpected presence in the kitchen.  One moment, he is sleeping peacefully and the next minute he is inside your closet.   Mad?

His adorable silly eyes staring back and questioning your silly face…..  Poof gone! 

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Knaackian Zoomies: 

Buster does not run as he simply vanishes from one location and reappears in another.  Mostly where he shouldn’t be.  He can run on the strings of reality

Knaackian Mischief: 

Buster does not need to dodge.  He was never in danger to begin with.  The universe adjusts to accommodate his mischief.

Knaackian Snack Retrieval: 

If food exists, Buster will get it. Walls, doors, counters and clothes…not safe! 

Some say Buster was crafted from the dust of forgotten stars. I think he simply willed himself into existence.

Buster always says “If you have to ask, Thomas Knaack already won”

Odd thing to say for a chia pet tardigradog!